Tuesday, April 15, 2003

ME! ME! ME! It's ALL About ME, Baby!!!!!

Well, I am at work today, and for lack of better inspiration I have been visiting SPARK.com. Here's what I have learnt about myself today.....

I am certifiably 29% bitch! Lower than the worldwide average of 38%, out of all the respondants 2% was the same as me, 21% less bitchy than me, and 77% bitchier than me! Also.....

"Joyous trumpets and champagne supernovas!!!" I am 87% a rock-solid best friend! Lets indulge in an excerpt shall we???? "Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass. People know they can count on you in a crunch, in a jam, and in other food metaphors describing times of desperation. You give the gift of hope, but more importantly, you give the gift of kidney. Your rewards in life will be great, or at least better than other people's." Apparently, out of all the respondants, there is only 6% of people more trustworthy then me, while 2% are the same, and a whopping 91% are less trustworthy than myself.

MMmmmMMmMMmmmm... I like twinkies! *winks* 69% on the Love Test... not sure exactly what that means, but the SPARK love test says.... "You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you". Acoording to the respondants of this particular test, There is only 26% of people more loveable than myself, 3% just as lovable... and 70% of people much less lovable then me... aren't I a doll?

Damn, I am 80% dateable! "Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man. Not only do you know how to turn a guy's (or girl's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship." MmmMmMmmmm... I am a twinkie! *winks*. With only 15% of people more dateable then myself, and only 3 % in my league, that leaves 81% in a real lurch heh?????

Go test yourself. Its fun. Thanks to Kim for the idea..... it has made my afternoon live-able and helped to absolve some of the guilt I feel for not blogging recently. Today is a selfish day, I guess.... me orientated. But the world revolves around me anyways, doesn't it?

Disclaimer: Hehehe, I love you all! I know that it is truly my friends and the people who love me that make me the wonderful and happy person that I am! If I am a good friend/person it is only because of the wonderful friends and people I have in my life! I have learnt from the best!

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