Saturday, May 24, 2003

This just in (courtesy of the ever popular, back by international demand, Iraqi Information minister)

Above strangled, painful shrieks of disbelief emanating from the community of Varsity in Calgary Alberta, the Iraqi Information Minister was heard today proclaiming that:

The Senators have indeed slaughtered the Imperialist Devils - 47 to 0 (holding up his fingers in the shape of a zero), in a gloriously played, regulation time, Game Seven. The Senators will proceed to the Stanley Cup finals where they will be victorious and win the Stanley Cup. The Senators will not be defeated, in fact they have already achieved victory! Do not believe the American Infidels whose lying media will have you believe that the Devils won Game Seven! They are all dogs… Imperialist Dogs, I say! Long Live the Ottawa Senators! (dramatic pause) Let the American Infidels bask in their illusions while you celebrate the truth".


Here’s a thought… should a team with a disturbing rendering of a jason-wanna-be duck mask on their jersey play for the most Holy Stanley Cup? And if they do get their “Hollywood” ending, will we suffer through another Disney Movie??? Mighty Ducks: The Real Stanley Quack

A few curve balls here and there….

Sometimes life is full of surprises. When adventure beckons one must be careful not to deny the heart. Do so and you will discover the futility of living (or not living) your life.

In life there are things you want, and things you need, and things you dream about... but they aren’t always different - and they aren’t always the same.... and deferring one for another doesn’t mean you are giving it up. I always want my life to be an adventure! More on this later...

Girls game too, bitch…

Duncan sent me this little foray into E3 from a feminine point of view; written by self proclaimed “fan girl” Rebecca Saschenbrecker, her article, titled E3 – The Revenge of the Sequels, contained the following paragraph, which I will share with you…

"They, at least, were honest about their booth babes by putting them in tight shirts with “Booth Babe” written right on it. They were giggling and passing out fake tattoos trying to entice people to come and get a real one. Right before I left the show they had dressed up a charismatic old lady in their tight shirt and shorts and had her roaming around trying to give boys fake tattoos as a bit for the Jimmy Kimmel Show. When the camera wasn’t on them, the guys were mean to her. I felt badly for the rather charming old lady so I walked up to her while the camera was on the two bubbly blondes and asked for a tattoo. The director saw me and snipped, “No Girls.” There you have it. They don’t want fan girls on camera, just boys and hotties. I am shy to begin with and I had spent most of the day avoiding cameras, both professional and personal. I hope the camera caught my finger. Girls game too, bitch".

Oh yeah, and pictures should be posted tomorrow, relatively speaking!

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