Happy Birthday Duncan!!!!!!!
Little need for age-anxiety, 26 isn't really that old. And there truly are some great things about getting older:
Your investment in health/life insurance will begin to pay off.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you (unless you are filthy rich).
Your secrets are safer with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is reducing it's way to a manageable size.
There’s less left to learn the hard way.
Your joints become accurate than the Canadian Weather Service (trust me, this happens sooner than you think).
Kidnappers are not very interested in you (unless you are filthy rich).
Your secrets are safer with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
Your supply of brain cells is reducing it's way to a manageable size.
There’s less left to learn the hard way.
Your joints become accurate than the Canadian Weather Service (trust me, this happens sooner than you think).
But all joking aside, let's enjoy a 26 year old Duncan now and worry about age later, because one day you really will get old! And you will still be sexy.
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